A Letter To The World

It has come to our attention that the world as we know it has plunged into a downward spiral of corrupt politics, meanlingless teenage sex, and drug use that would put Courtney Love to shame. The so called "best years of your lives" as teenagers are usually spent in someone's basement drinking and making out or buying whatever mind-altering drug you can get from the guy who sits next to you in math class. In a world where a 15 year old can get suspended for taking an Advil in school, but can buy as much weed as he likes from a security guard who works at the mall, and smoke it in the nearby park with his friend without anyone being the wiser. I think that the parents and all authority figures alike need to get passed the stage of believing that their kids are the epitamy of perfection and open their eyes to the smoke coming up fromt he basement. It's bad enough that when you order a pizza and call an ambulance, the pizza will arrive first. But with the prospect of legalization of marijuana in the future our society believes that you as the people of the world should take a good look at what's going on around you. If this downward spiral continues, we suggest a mass suiced might be in order...